Soak the soy curls in hot water for 8 to 10 minutes. After the soy curls have soaked, drain and squeeze out the excess water thoroughly through a fine-mesh sieve or cheesecloth.
Meanwhile, cook the pasta. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil over high heat. Cook the pasta according to the package directions until al dente. Drain the pasta, but do not rinse.
While the noodles are cooking, season the soy curls with the poultry seasoning, tossing to ensure they’re evenly coated. Heat the olive oil in a pan over medium-high heat. Once the oil is hot, add the soy curls in an even layer, giving them a good stir every 2 to 3 minutes, until they look slightly crisped around the edges, 8 to 10 minutes. Set aside.
To make the buffalo-ranch dressing, combine the wing sauce, mayo, milk, dried dill weed, garlic powder, onion powder and pepper in a large bowl. Add the cooked noodles, reserved cooked soy curls, celery, and red onion to the bowl, tossing gently to combine thoroughly. Taste and adjust seasonings, adding salt to taste. Refrigerate at least 2 hours, preferably 3 to 4.
Serve with thinly sliced fresh green onion vegan feta-style crumbles, and enjoy!